|—||the best thing I ever realized (via togepathetic)|
give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe
my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out