2 C00L 4 Di$ $hyt. ♥

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

iusedtobeintbs:

modosanai:

‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”

ember-island-playa:

pfshh

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

Does tumblr user pizza have a booty?
Anonymous

moistbottom:

she has so much booty 

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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